New York’s self-proclaimed pigeon “vampire” could be back in the city’s parks slurping up bird blood very soon, thanks to a sweatheart plea deal.
Daniel Ventre – who terrified tourists last summer when he bit the heads off two squawkers in Bryant Park to guzzle their blood – agreed to resolve his litany of pending cases Tuesday in exchange for just four months in jail.
Though prosecutors and his defense attorney were previously said to be working on a treatment-based deal, no mental health or drug treatment was was ordered as part of the plea.
Ventre, who’d faced up to a year behind bars for decapitating the pigeons and pouring the blood down his front as he exclaimed, “I’m a vampire, I love to eat and suck the blood out of pigeons. I’m Ozzy O sbo u rne,” most recently ran afowl of the law in January.
A s legend has it the former Black Sabbath frontman Osbourne bit the head off a live dove at a meeting in Los Angeles with record executives.
The wannabe Ozzy Ventre was arrested for threatening suicide by subway third rail, traipsing around the B and D line tracks at the 42 Street/Bryant Park station, carrying a bottle of vodka and wailing about “equality” and “social justice.”
Ventre, who Tuesday copped to charges of animal abuse, trespass, marijuana possession, and petit larceny, has been arrested some 40 times.
In the days before his subway stunt, the bloodsucker claimed on Facebook to have consumed human bodily fluids during a recent stint in the “drunk tank.”
“The cop s brought me to the drunk tank at Bellevue hosp and they tied me down and restrained me after I started biting of f the rubber stoppers off of blood tubes and drinking random peoples blood samples,” Ventre wrote.
“Thankfully nobody had anything I could catch.”
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